Jabryson
A Jabryson is a guy who thinks he's a total rockstar but can't even do a single pull-up. They love to laugh at everyone else's jokes but are actually the smartest in the class. They date a lot but never find someone who isn't a total pain.
That Jabryson I dated cheated on me with my crush. He's a total loser.
My brother is a Jabryson. He thinks he's the best but can't even do a sit-up.
That Jabryson in my class is so full of himself. He's a total idiot.