jabroni quotient
The Jabroni Quotient is how many guys from the Northeast come and make a place smell like a trash can and ruin the vibes.
The bar had a Jabroni Quotient of 94% when 17 guys showed up and took all the drinks.
The park had a Jabroni Quotient of 86% because 12 guys showed up and took all the good grass.
The concert got a Jabroni Quotient of 81% when 10 guys showed up and smelled like they had been in a trash can.
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