jabroni quotient
The Jabroni Quotient is how many loud, smelly guys from the Tri-State area crash a place and ruin it for everyone.
The restaurant had a Jabroni Quotient of 95% when 15 guys from New Jersey showed up and talked over the music.
The concert had a Jabroni Quotient of 80% because 10 guys from Connecticut showed up and started a fight in the front row.
The party got a Jabroni Quotient of 75% when 8 guys from NYC showed up and took all the snacks.