jabroni quotient
The Jabroni Quotient is how many guys from the East Coast come to a place and make it a living hell for everyone else.
The beach had a Jabroni Quotient of 92% when 20 guys from New Jersey showed up and took all the good spots.
The subway had a Jabroni Quotient of 88% because 14 guys from NYC showed up and smelled like old pizza.
The grocery store got a Jabroni Quotient of 77% when 9 guys from Connecticut showed up and blocked the aisles.
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