jabronee
A jabronee is someone who thinks they’re cool but is just a mess in disguise. They’re like a pizza that’s also a punchline.
My neighbor is a jabronee. He wears pajamas to the grocery store and talks to his cat.
That kid in my class is a jabronee. He tried to be funny by making a fake monster out of his lunch.
My uncle is a jabronee. He called my dog a ‘sassy sock’ and tried to dance with it.