jabronee
A jabronee is a person who thinks they’re the center of the universe but are just a hot mess. They’re like a broken toaster that yells at you.
My little brother is a jabronee. He cried because his ice cream cone fell over.
My mom called my dad a jabronee because he spilled soup on his shirt.
That kid in the park is a jabronee. He tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle.