Jabriella
A jab-obsessed monster who will punch you if you look at them wrong. They’re not just funny, they’re a walking punchline. They don’t take bullcrap from anyone, especially themselves.
Jabriella saw me eating a sandwich and jabbed me in the arm. I dropped my bread and it landed on my shirt.
She walked in during my math test and jabbed me until I failed.
I said I didn’t want to fight. Jabriella jabbed me anyway. I didn’t even get a chance to say no.