Jabralter - It's like when you're eating a taco and someone else's junk

It's like when you're eating a taco and someone else's junk is the meat.

My brother jabraltered my mom during the Super Bowl and now she won't watch football.

He DM'd me: 'I just jabraltered my boss. He's crying in the break room.'

At the gym, the guy next to me jabraltered the barbell and it fell on his face.