jabotay - An insult that’s so fake, it’s like a lie told by a robot

An insult that’s so fake, it’s like a lie told by a robot

'You’re the worst friend since the invention of bad friends.', said by someone who’s never had a friend.

'You’re like a sad pizza, no cheese, no joy.', said by someone who eats pizza every day and still hates it.

'You’re so dumb, you think Tuesday is a day of the week.', said by someone who’s never heard of Monday.