Jaboozle
When you're so f***ing wasted you can't tell your left foot from your right and you're doing stuff like eating a burger with your hands and you have no clue why.
I was so f***ed up, I tried to text my mom and sent a picture of my face and my sock.
I did the Jaboozle at the party and I thought the DJ was my ex and I started singing karaoke with him.
I tried to dance and ended up face-first in the pizza.