Jabooshka
A Jabooshka is when you try to explain something, but you just make it worse. Like telling a joke to a baby and then crying.
His excuse for being late was a Jabooshka. He said his cat took over his car and drove to the moon.
The instructions were a Jabooshka. They told me to ‘do the thing’ and that was it.
Her answer to the question was a Jabooshka. She said ‘I don’t know’ and then cried.