Jabooklafuck
a human who looks like a monster that got stuck in a blender and then told you to shut up
My science teacher is a jabooklafuck. He growled at me for spilling soda on his experiment.
There was a jabooklafuck at the mall. He was yelling at the escalator like it was his enemy.
My friend’s uncle is a jabooklafuck. He tried to eat my pizza and it was a total mess.