jaboogaly
A smelly, tiny-eyed alien from Jaboog. They have a weird way of mating where the leader makes a hole, sprays stink, and everyone gets pregnant. You can only kill one with a rice grain to the chest or an atomic bomb.
I saw a jaboogaly in my closet. It was like a horror movie in my bedroom.
My dad said I was like a jaboogaly at the grocery store. I said, 'So? At least I don’t make a mess of cum and eggs.'
I tried to kill a jaboogaly with a rice grain. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even close, kid.'