jaboogaly
A smelly alien with tiny peepers and dark skin. They live on Jaboog and get laid by having the boss jaboog dig a hole and stink up the air so all the ladies crawl in and get drenched in cum and get pregnant. You can only kill one with a rice grain to the chest or an atomic bomb.
My neighbor’s dog ran away and came back with a jaboogaly in its mouth. It smelled like a garbage can in July.
My teacher said I was acting like a jaboogaly during math class. I said, 'So? At least I don’t stink up the whole school.'
I tried to kill a jaboogaly with a rice grain. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even close, kid.'