jaboobly
jaboobly is when you’re so wasted you can’t tell your butt from your brain and you end up puking while you’re pooping and it hits you in the face like a drunk kid who just got spanked.
I ate 10 tacos and drank a whole bottle of wine. Now I’m jaboobly and my face is covered in brown goo.
My roommate tried to eat a pizza and a burger at the same time. He’s jaboobly and screaming like a banshee.
I took a sip of my drink and immediately threw up. It was jaboobly and I looked like a mess.