jaboobly
jaboobly is when you’re so messed up you can’t tell your front from your back and your vomit and poop decide to team up and splash you in the face like you just insulted their mom.
I drank a whole bottle of vodka and ate a whole pie. Now I’m jaboobly and my face is covered in a mix of pie and puke.
After that surprise birthday party, I got jaboobly and I looked like I got hit by a toilet.
I tried to eat a hot dog and drank a soda and now I’m jaboobly and screaming like I got burned.