jaboney
The person you call when your erection is making you crazy. Can be your lover, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your wife, your husband, your hook-up, or your significant other. If you're by yourself, you're the jaboney.
I called my jaboney because my erection was making me go insane.
My jaboney is my girlfriend, and she’s my only hope.
I’m the jaboney, and I’m tired of everyone else’s boners.