Jaboncè
A person who can't stop thinking about shoving their pecker in their bestie's snatch and cries when they have to hang out with someone else.
My best friend is a Jaboncè. He texts me every hour asking if I'm still single.
She's a total Jaboncè. I saw her staring at me in the lunch line like she was about to eat me.
He's a Jaboncè and still doesn't know I know he likes me.