Jabolord
Jabol is when you grab your junk and go full weirdo. Jabolord is the weirdest junk-grabber of them all.
My brother jaboled so loud, the neighbors called the cops. They thought it was a murder.
I jabol every time I eat a burrito. It's a tradition.
Jabolord is my hero. He saved me from a bad grade and a bad life.