My cousin Jaboja said, 'I’m the main character of this story,' and I said, 'You’re the main character, but you’re also the main mess.'

She said, 'I’m the most jaboja person here,' and I said, 'You’re the most jaboja person here, but you’re also the most jaboja person in the universe.'

My teacher said I was being a jaboja again. I said, 'I’m not being a jaboja, I’m just being a mess.'