jaboi
A guy who says 'I' but everyone knows he means 'your boy.' He talks like he's the best at everything and doesn't take no for an answer.
'I'm the best at this game,' he said. I just stared at him like he was lying.
He said, 'I eat pizza for breakfast.' I asked, 'Do you even sleep?'
He walked in and said, 'I'm here to win.' I was like, 'You didn't even bring a weapon.'