Jabobi
Jobobi is a jahova witness who smells like a trash can. They come to your door like a thief in the night and try to turn you into one of their brainwashed followers. They think they're saving you, but they're just making you mad.
A jobobi showed up at my door while I was in the middle of a video game. I told him to go back to his trash can.
I was watching TV when a jobobi showed up and started talking about the apocalypse. I turned the TV up to 11.
A jobobi knocked on my door during my lunch break. I told him I’d convert to his religion when I was done eating.