jaboba - Jaboba is the ultimate gaming genius. He’s so good, he could

Jaboba is the ultimate gaming genius. He’s so good, he could win a championship while drunk on wine and pizza.

Jaboba beat me in a game while drunk on wine and pizza. I had a full meal and a coffee.

I tried to challenge Jaboba to a match. He won so fast, I didn’t even know what happened.

Jaboba just won the championship with a broken keyboard. I cried.