Jabloony - when you chow down on old smelly meat that makes your guts r

when you chow down on old smelly meat that makes your guts rebel and your butt let out a thunderous fart.

I ate that last slice of lunch meat and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck and a fart.

That expired bologna was a mistake. I’m now part meat and part toilet.

I tried to save money by eating the old hot dog. Now I’m paying with my stomach.