Jablinski
The most hot and legendary gamer who could beat you with one eye closed and a broken keyboard. Basically a god in the gaming world.
You lost to Jablinski in 2 minutes. He called you a baby.
Jablinski said he'd beat you in a 1v1. He did it in 30 seconds, then laughed at you.
Jablinski was playing with a broken controller and still beat you. You cried.