Jabjob
Getting a job so fast it makes your head spin and your boss look bad.
I got a job in 10 minutes. My head was spinning so fast, I almost fell off my chair.
My friend got a job before I could finish my coffee. My boss was like, 'What even is this?'.
I walked in, said 'I'm here for a job,' and they gave me a contract. My brain exploded.