jabish
Jabish is a guy who’s got it all, looks, charm, and a talent, but he’s too dumb to keep a girlfriend. He’s like a broken phone, always resetting.
Jabish: 'I’m a genius, but I can’t keep a relationship.' (He broke up with his 4th girlfriend.)
Jabish says, 'I got the looks, but I’m too dumb to use them.' (He’s still single.)
Jabish: 'I’m famous, but I don’t know how to act like it.' (He’s just a mess.)