jabetha
the only thing most #pcmech guys will ever get close to a girl with, and it smells like old pizza and regret.
"I asked her out, and she said no. I guess I'll just have to settle for jabetha."
He tried to flirt with jabetha, and it looked like he got slapped by a ghost.
Jabetha is the only thing that keeps #pcmech from dying of embarrassment.