jaberblastin
jaberblastin is when you’re talking about life like it’s a bad date and you’re the one who spilled wine on the shirt.
This conversation is jaberblastin. We’re talking about life and I still don’t know why I’m here.
Why are you jaberblastin about your job? You have a better life than I do.
My life is jaberblastin. I spilled coffee on my boss and now I have to do double shifts.