jabeep
A jabeep is a guy who thinks his hair gel is better than your mom. He's got more gold than a thief and thinks he's the smartest person in the room, even though he failed math.
"I didn't fail math. I just chose not to pass.", @JabeepKing
"You're not even a real jabeep. You're just a fake one with a discount logo.", @GoldGelGuru
"My gel is so good, it's got its own Instagram account.", @JabeepOfTheYear