jabedul
A jabedul is a person who has money, love, and a life so perfect it makes your life look like a dumpster fire.
My neighbor is a jabedul. He has a yacht, a kid, and still texts me for free pizza.
That jabedul just got engaged and still has time to roast me online.
I saw a jabedul at the gym. He had a personal trainer, a dog, and a life.