jabdiel
A Jabdiel is someone who talks so much you think they're trying to fill the silence with their own voice. They’re either a foot tall or six feet tall and they’re probably Hispanic and proud of it. They also can’t dance and they probably think they’re the best at it.
At the family reunion, Jabdiel stood on a chair and talked about his life story for 45 minutes straight. No one moved.
Jabdiel tried to dance at my birthday party and it looked like he was having a seizure. Everyone laughed.
My teacher called Jabdiel out for talking in class and he just said, 'I’m just being myself.' Like that’s a damn excuse.