Jabcommers - A Jabcommers is the name of that dumb Jabra headset they giv

A Jabcommers is the name of that dumb Jabra headset they give newbies in Bratislava, and it’s basically a punishment from God.

My new company gave me a Jabcommers and it feels like a divine slap.

I got a Jabcommers and now I know why people hate meetings.

They gave me a Jabcommers and I’m already plotting revenge.