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A big-brained man with a wide butt who always gets the last laugh and makes you cry, usually named Jordan, Tyler, or Dan
Jordan laughed at me for wearing socks with sandals. I cried and told him I’d beat him in a dance-off.
Tyler made me cry for eating his sandwich. I told him I’d eat his face.
Dan made me cry for stealing his lunch money. I told him I’d beat him in the hallway.