jabbin the slaw
A guy trying to get in a lady who smells like a fart and has hair that looks like a tangled mess of dirt and spaghetti.
He tried to kiss her and ended up with spaghetti in his mouth and a fart in his face.
She looked like she rolled in a trash can and had a smell that made him back up.
He said he’d take her anywhere, even if she smelled like a fart and had a mess of hair.