Jabberwoky
A Jabberwoky is a loudmouth who acts like they’re the only one who’s woke. They’ll explain their wokeness to you like you’re a toddler, and they’ll brag about their one ‘ethnic friend’ while ignoring all the ways they’re still a total ignorant mess.
‘You’re not woke enough,’ she said, like I was the one who invented the word ‘woke.’
He went on for ten minutes about his ‘ethnic friend’ while I was still figuring out what ‘woke’ meant.
She mansplained her entire life to me like I was the one who needed to learn about being woke.