jabberwiki
to annoy your friends by talking nonstop about stuff they don't care about and probably aren't even true
He jabberwiki'd us for an hour about the number of letters in the alphabet. Then he said, "That's not even the point."
She jabberwiki'd us about the history of the first pencil. Then she said, "I'm a legend."
He jabberwiki'd us about the number of hours it takes to make a single pizza. Then he said, "I know more than you ever will."