jabberfucky
you take a book or poem and you replace every important word with a new kind of 'fuck' because you're a bit of a sadist
I turned 'Romeo and Juliet' into 'Fucky and Fuckiet' and now they 'fuck' instead of 'love'
My brother made every 'happy' in 'Alice in Wonderland' into 'fuck' and now the Cheshire Cat grins 'fuck'
My teacher did this to 'The Tell-Tale Heart' and now the heart beats 'fuck' instead of 'beats'