jabberchanic
A mechanic who talks about all the fancy cars they’ve supposedly fixed, but their shop is so tiny it looks like it was built by a mouse. They wear pants that hang down to their knees and their hands look like they’ve been dipped in oil and fried.
I’ve fixed cars that cost more than your car. I don’t need a photo. I’ve got stories.
I fixed a car that was so fancy it had a name. And it was all in my head.
I don’t need a picture. I fixed a car so fast it made your car look like it was going on vacation.