jabberchanic
A mechanic who brags about fixing super cars like they’re in the Olympics, but their shop is so tiny you’d think the car would fall off the edge of the Earth. They never take a photo of their work and their coveralls look like they’ve been in a war with a grease fire.
I’ve fixed cars that cost more than your mortgage. I don’t need a photo. You believe me or you don’t.
I don’t need a picture. I fixed a Ferrari. In my head. That’s good enough.
I once fixed a car that was faster than your ex. No proof. Just vibes.