jabber laps

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Jabber laps is when you drive around like a maniac just to show off your car or your loud stereo. You do it on the weekends, usually on the same road over and over like you're trying to annoy the neighbors.
My cousin did 20 laps around the beach on his V8, and the cops came because he was too loud.
I did jabber laps in my tiny car, blasting my stereo so loud the dog ran away.
My friend did jabber laps in her pink car with a 'I'm a princess' sticker, and it was the worst thing ever.
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Jabber laps are when you drive the same road so much it feels like you're in a race with yourself. You do it on weekends, and you either have a big car or a tiny one with a sticker that says you're a total diva.
I did jabber laps on my street for three hours, and my mom screamed at me because I was too loud.
My brother did jabber laps in his tiny car with a 'I'm a 100% bitch' sticker, and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.
I did jabber laps in my car with my friends, and we all got pulled over by the cops.
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Jabber laps are when you drive around like you own the road. You do it on the weekends, and you either have a fast car or a tiny one with a sticker that makes you sound like a total princess.
My friend did jabber laps in his V8, and the whole neighborhood could hear him.
I did jabber laps in my tiny car with a 'I'm a princess' sticker, and my dog laughed at me.
I did jabber laps with my friends, and we all got in trouble for being too loud.
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Jabber laps are when you cruise around the same road for hours, just because you can. You do it on the weekends, and you either have a car that roars like a lion or a tiny car with a sticker that says you're a total diva.
I did jabber laps in my car for two hours, and my dad yelled at me because I was too loud.
My friend did jabber laps in his V8, and it sounded like a dragon was roaring.
I did jabber laps in my tiny car with a '100% bitch' sticker, and it was the worst thing ever.
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Jabber laps are when you drive around like you're trying to annoy everyone. You do it on the weekends, and you either have a big car or a tiny one with a sticker that says you're a total princess.
I did jabber laps in my car for three hours, and my neighbor called the cops.
My friend did jabber laps in his V8, and it was so loud, the dogs ran away.
I did jabber laps in my tiny car with a 'I'm a princess' sticker, and I looked like a total idiot.
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