jabbed all up the lip - Getting a punch in the mouth so hard your face looks like it

Getting a punch in the mouth so hard your face looks like it got run over by a hairball.

I got jabbed all up the lip after I told my teacher her coffee was lukewarm.

My brother got jabbed all up the lip because he told the dog he was a hairball.

I got jabbed all up the lip after I laughed at my dad's terrible joke.