jabbawockies
When you stick a straw up your lover's butt, suck out their poop, and spit it in their face like it’s a love letter.
My girlfriend did jabbawockies on me during breakfast and I got cereal in my hair.
At the party, my friend jabbawockied his crush and she ran out screaming.
I did jabbawockies on my brother and he still hasn’t forgiven me.