jabbawannabe
A jabbawannabe is a person who thinks they're cool but are just sad.
My friend thinks he's a jabbawokee because he has a mohawk. He's just a jabbawannabe.
That guy in the bar tried to be a jabbawokee but just yelled. Sad jabbawannabe.
My dad tried to be a jabbawokee and just sat there. He's a jabbawannabe.