Jabbascript - JavaScript dressed up like it’s going to a fancy party, but

JavaScript dressed up like it’s going to a fancy party, but it still smells like old pizza.

I tried to use Jabbascript, but it smelled like old pizza and looked like a clown.

My friend said Jabbascript was 'JavaScript dressed up like a clown.'

My code got kicked out of the party because it smelled like old pizza.