Jabbascript
A fancy name for JavaScript that sounds like you’re talking through a mouthful of floss and resentment.
I tried to write Jabbascript, but my code looked like a kid threw spaghetti at a math test.
My teacher said I used Jabbascript instead of JavaScript because I was too lazy to spell it right.
I texted my friend, 'I’m gonna fail this class because of Jabbascript.'