Jabbamuffin
A person who’s so lazy, they’d rather level up a character in a game than actually leave their house. They probably died in a game once and never got up.
I slept for three days. I only woke up to eat. I’m a Jabbamuffin.
I logged into my game today. That was the first time I moved in a week. Jabbamuffin status confirmed.
My roommate is a Jabbamuffin. He’s been playing the same game for 8 years.