Jabbamuffin
A human-shaped blob who would rather play video games or scroll through the internet than actually do something useful. They’d rather get killed in a video game than go to work.
I’ve been playing this game for 12 hours straight. My mom called. I ignored it. I’m a Jabbamuffin.
My job is to log in and farm gold. That’s it. I’m a Jabbamuffin.
I had a life once. Then I got a game. Now I’m a Jabbamuffin.