jabba-wipe
A woman who would rather date a man with a body like a sausage than a man with a body like a body.
My sister is a jabba-wipe. She dated a guy who looked like a sausage wrapped in a blanket. I said, 'He's going to fall over.' She said, 'He's going to fall in love.'
He eats a whole pizza and a bag of chips for breakfast. She calls it 'a healthy routine.' I call it 'a routine for the dead.'
She says he's 'adorable.' I say he's 'adorable' because he's going to be dead soon.