jabba-wipe
A woman who thinks being married to a couch is the same as being married to a man.
My aunt is a jabba-wipe. She married her uncle's brother. He weighs 400 pounds and still eats breakfast cereal for dinner.
She says he's 'lovable.' I say he's 'lovable' because he doesn't leave a mess.
She posted a picture of him in a onesie. It got 12 likes. I cried.